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Stamps have only been stickers since 2002. Before that we used to put slightly sticky paper straight from stranger… https://t.co/B454fVpe5y
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there would be a kid in Utah named Brecklyn
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only interested in a debate between Katie Porter's whiteboard and Mike Pence's pet fly
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Good thing the President has taxpayer-funded healthcare to complement all these thoughts and prayers.
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I’ve never loved someone enough to catch a deadly virus in order to distract a nation from their Christmas decoration tape.
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I feel bad for the East Cost sleeping through these reacts